Cover of The Wrong Answer Book: a giant, helpful hamster holding a door it has taken off its hinges, while a boy walks through the empty doorway.

The Wrong Answer Book

54 situations. None of them your fault.

A joke-and-story invention game. Fifty-four situations in a school where everything has stopped cooperating and everyone in charge is being perfectly reasonable about it. Three doors into each, and then a deep end. Say it, draw it, or write it. One word is a real answer. So is four pages. There are no wrong answers.

The present for the funny one. Birthdays, holidays, long drives. Whoever else is in the room plays too.

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“I can also see them pulling this book off the shelf whenever they’re bored and having a lot of fun coming up with their own crazy ideas… [I]t deserves a place in classrooms and libraries because it gives kids a chance to use their imaginations without worrying about getting something wrong.”

Jennifer Senick, Readers’ Favorite

A page from the book

Not confirmed or denied

Tug-of-war is happening. The rope is invisible. So is the line on the ground. Both teams have a strong conviction they are winning. The referee has not confirmed or denied this.

Last year's rope is mounted in the trophy case.

Draw space: Both teams, mid-pull.

The referee has announced that the rope is missing. One kid was the last to hold it. Nothing is found. Write the search, and what the referee puts in the trophy case.

Hand someone the other end of the rope. Start tugging.

J. A. Mallow

J. A. Mallow

J. A. Mallow writes books for kids who have things to say. The first is The Wrong Answer Book: 54 situations. None of them your fault.
No wrong answers. The weirder the better.

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